April 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
2 posts
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
November 2011
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October 2011
23 posts
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Best. Roommate. Ever. →
yeahwriters:
My own roommate sent this to me, and not only is this HILARIOUS (tears are streaming down my face right now), there’s a part about reading, which makes it relevant to y’all.
Here’s one quote of many hysterical ones:
Email me! I’ll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate...
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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September 2011
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August 2011
14 posts
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“Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make...”
– Lemony Snicket (via atomos)